Audition Notice: My Father’s Escape from Hitler and Stalin and
the Consequences of it for Me
Old Angry Priest
A man close to 60 who was born into a family of 14 children and
never got the love/attention he needed from his mother. He got her back when he
had a girlfriend at 20 as if saying “I don’t need you mother; I have another
who loves me and only me”. Unfortunately, he caught the woman cheating on him.
He could never erase the image from his psyche. He did not become a priest
because he was called to this vocation by God but because he closed himself off
to all women holding secret resentment towards them for years. In a small
village he is desired by some women. He denies himself and hates them so much
he actually asks to be moved from one parish when a woman tried to befriend
him. When he has been a priest for 30 years the opposite situation happens. He
meets a woman, Grace, he finds irresistible sexually but has no clue how to
act. He invents a story that it is Grace who is attracted to him and rejects
her. The woman is totally surprised since he means nothing to her. When she
goes to ask him for charity he explodes on her all of his anger and resentment
towards the opposite sex crushing her.
Priest: “ You only come to church because you want to have sex
with me. You desire me. You’re a dirty despicable woman; trying to seduce a
priest!!!!!! Women like you deserve to be strangled! Here’s what you’ve asked
for.”
He moves his hips and 3 black snakes like smoke come out of his
hips hissing, ready to bite her as he laughs like the devil.
Please contact Marta at martasoltys339@live.ca
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